How to spend your 6th birthday, by Turkey Butt

You should beg your mom and dad to take your to Amazing Jake's (especially if they have a coupon!). While you're there, you should eat lots of pizza. Next, you should ride a space ship to the moon.

After your trip to the moon, you should ask your dad to race some really fast cars for you. I am not quite big enough to drive, so dad was nice enough to help me out!

Mom says she's sorry this is not a better picture!

After racing around the track, it was fun to try rock climbing! I didn't quite make it to the top and the nice guy had to come and rescue me, but I went REALLY high.

I was really tired after mountain climbing, but there was so much more to do! My dad and I took out the bad guys in a game of laser tag. It was pretty awesome!My sister got to spend the day watching me, she was pretty good, though!

After we got home, Mommy put Sweet Pea to bed and Daddy took me to see Journey to the Center of the Earth. It was a great day!