I Wonder Wednesday, on Monday...

I wonder if my house will ever stay clean for more than 72 hours...

I wonder if Turkey Butt will sleep in his bed all night...

I wonder if the alarm on my phone will work in the morning...

I wonder if Joaquin Phoenix is on something...

I wonder why I didn't DVR the Oscars...

I wonder when the laundry will be done...

I wonder if I will get everything accomplished tomorrow...

I wonder why anyone would want to see me teach math the week before the READING TAKS test...

I wonder if I will 'bite the bullet' and buy Coldplay tickets...

I wonder if I will be able to get out of bed in the morning, boot camp was brutal tonight...

I wonder when I will find the time to buy groceries...

I wonder if anyone has a discount code to get tickets to the King Tut Exhibit...

I wonder where my camo pants are (tomorrow is camo day at school, lucky me)...

I wonder if I could trade places with my cat and sleep all day...

I wonder why anyone would have 14 kids...

I wonder when the economy will turn around and we can stop worrying about our jobs...